Adam Frucci

Hi, my name is Adam. I'm a writer and editor at Gizmodo and Dvice and an improvisor at the UCB Theatre.
Jun 26
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Dalmations

“Hey, look, the truck’s stopping.”

“Did they take us to the park this time?”

“No—it’s a fire. Another horrible fire.”

“What the hell is wrong with these people?”

-From Animal Tales, by Simon Rich, 24-year-old SNL writer